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"hiring entry level positions"

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

rainbow-ashe:

theanti90smovement:

mom dad im in love with a robot 

the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

scifi-fantasy-horror:

precious by sandara

scifi-fantasy-horror:

precious by sandara

nishlo:

My friend was having butt sex with his girlfriend and he hit too hard and she shit all over the wall so his girlfriend didn’t know what to do so she told her parents the dog shit and so they put the dog down

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

snorlaxatives:

corgichariot:

snorlaxatives:

don’t be alarmed

image

my jaw looked intimidatingly good in this picture that is all

You’ve rebloged this way to many times

and i will continue to reblog it way too many times because i look good and you all should look at me

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

sorry:

french-teddy-bear:

#The very moment I lost my mind and started screeching like a pterodactyl

ha