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vagueversusvogue:

shingekinoemily:

egberts:

i know how to put an end to discrimination and racism

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OKAY BUT WAIT! THIS EPISODE WAS THE GREATEST BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY SHOWED HOW AND WHY A UTOPIA WOULD NEVER WORK AS WELL AS THINGS LIKE SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IN WAYS THE MEDIA NEVER REALLY SHOWS YOU. BECAUSE EVEN WHEN EVERYONE WAS MADE TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME PEOPLE STILL BELIEVED THEY WERE BETTER OR DESERVED MORE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T. 

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

tschaikovsky:

cakety-cake:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

it’s 2014 why do girls think boys like the smell of overpowering fruity floral perfume

It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was.

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jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

startrekrenegades:

rudimentree:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

if the options are football and shopping and you hate both what are you supposed to do pee on the fucking wall??

absolutely pee on the wall

@school please delete

susemoji:

lordemusic:

moods, washington

when scrolling through this i thought ‘wow dis girl look like lorde’ and then i was like ‘haha i am the correct’

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bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

That’s how many days there are in a year

No there is 365

Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t