requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
mom dad im in love with a robot
the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
My friend was having butt sex with his girlfriend and he hit too hard and she shit all over the wall so his girlfriend didn’t know what to do so she told her parents the dog shit and so they put the dog down
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
don’t be alarmed
my jaw looked intimidatingly good in this picture that is all
You’ve rebloged this way to many times
and i will continue to reblog it way too many times because i look good and you all should look at me
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”