i know how to put an end to discrimination and racism
OKAY BUT WAIT! THIS EPISODE WAS THE GREATEST BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY SHOWED HOW AND WHY A UTOPIA WOULD NEVER WORK AS WELL AS THINGS LIKE SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IN WAYS THE MEDIA NEVER REALLY SHOWS YOU. BECAUSE EVEN WHEN EVERYONE WAS MADE TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME PEOPLE STILL BELIEVED THEY WERE BETTER OR DESERVED MORE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T.
Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.
When you make a new best friend
me at the end of the school year.
i want this gif on my grave stone.
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.
it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
it’s 2014 why do girls think boys like the smell of overpowering fruity floral perfume
It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was.
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
if the options are football and shopping and you hate both what are you supposed to do pee on the fucking wall??
absolutely pee on the wall
when scrolling through this i thought ‘wow dis girl look like lorde’ and then i was like ‘haha i am the correct’
That’s how many days there are in a year
No there is 365
Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t